averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)
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I guess

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via ryannxp)

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baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

#TeamNastyAsYouWantMeToBe

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